I won't turn this into a blog about baby stuff only, even though that is pretty much that all that is going on right now. I shared the
nursery tour and
newborn pics, so that last of it for a while is G baby's birth story. I am an open book when it comes to this kind of stuff, you ask, I tell, but I'm not going to rip into every detail of the day. That would just be weird for me to write down. I will just sum up the good, bad and ugly:
I was due May 5th, but being that Danny was 10lbs. 14 oz. and my doctor thought that Grady was fully cooked, she preferred that I get induced on the 30th. I was not a fan of this early, but it would maybe help my chances of no c-section, which was pretty much my only goal. The low down:
I went in at 7am to get all ready and hooked up. They move quick and by 7:15, I was getting hooked up to an IV. The week before at my non stress test the nurse punctured my vein and I looked like a heroin addict for the next seven days. Not kidding, one lady at work accused me of doing drugs while preggars. Well coincidentally, the same nurse came in for my IV. I wasn't that concerned, but she put the needle in and fidgeted and then said she would have to re-do it. She took it out and next thing I know, I am super sweaty, about to pass out and have on an oxygen mask.
Me in all my glory and my love for strangers, am about to tell the nurse that we are not friends. I go to the bathroom and I see Danny go tell Buffy, my main awesome/want to be friends with her nurse that needle lady probably should take a hike or this won't be fun for anyone. This is good news, being that I was wondering how Danny would handle this whole labor thing and so far I don't have to boss him around.
After my little detour, we start the pitocin. I am already 3 cm dilated and they say if all goes well, I should be having a baby between 5pm-8pm. Emphasis on "should be."
Me and baby like the pitocin and are doing well. They keep upping it. No epidural at this point. Level 20 is the highest you can go. I am at 10. 5cm dilated. Good stuff.
Nurse Buffy warns me that contractions go from manageable to not in about 20 minutes and she warns me to order an epidural. I ignore her, in hopes that I can manage it and hold off as long as possible so things don't slow down.
Should have listened to Buffy. Not a happy camper. At level 18 and starving. Only allowed sips of Gatorade, but when they aren't looking I am chugging it.
Epidural in, happy camper minus the fact that it gives you the major shakes.
Get checked and I am 8cm dilated, it's noon. They start bringing in carts, tables, extra staff like I will have a baby soon. I am a Pitocin induced rock star.
Heart monitor shows that G baby is not liking something and his heart rate is way low. They put me on my side. It seems to be the only position he can tolerate. Get checked again. I am now 5cm dilated. I went backwards. Pitocin and I are no longer friends, a quick break up like you got cheated on. Labor is stopped.
6 hours later, still on my side despite attempts to move me around. If things don't change, c-section is looking like my only option. They think he is laying on his cord.
My doctor gets called into 2 emergency c-sections. Looks like G baby was able to move down a little and heart rate is okay. She agrees to let me slowly start pitocin again.
I dilate very slowly. Doctor isn't feeling it. It's been 15 hours since my water broke and she thinks I won't have energy to push even if I do dilate and she's worried about infection. She obviously doesn't know that endurance the only reason I was recruited for lacrosse and it is my one strong suit. As Danny says, I am now pissed and take this as a challenge.
To top it off, my epidural runs out. I try to hold off thinking that it might stall things again. I have a minor meltdown. Crying to Danny that I can't do it because I am so hungry. He tries not to laugh at me.
It's now May 1st, but I am told I can push. My least favorite part of the whole process. I feel like I am going to die by popping a blood vessel in my head.
Danny tries to make a joke that at this time 8 years ago we were closing down the bar. No one laughs and he accidentally spills Riptide Rush on my face. A waste of the best Gatorade ever.
Doctor warns me that his head is super swollen and bruised due to being stuck for so long. That is an understatement.
G baby appears. He is totally tangled in his cord and they start working on him.
I am exhausted, still shaking and need to do the rest of the ugly stuff and also get stitched up.
G baby is finally good to go and all is calming down. I think he's pretty.
I make someone go to a 24hr MacDonald's as nothing good will happen until I'm fed.
The milkshake machine was broken. WTF. This always happens.
That is the majority of it, minus all the disgusting details. You name it, it probably happened throughout the day. Some people claim its a miracle right after it is all over. While it is crazy and G baby is precious, I will be traumatized for a while!!!
And no, I am not going to post a picture right after labor. Use your imagination.